Category Archives: Clueless Mommy

CluelessMe’s adventures as a parent.

Mommy-Hood: The Untold Story

To the outside world, I probably appear to be a decent person. I’m a mom of three kids under the age of 7, I have a wonderful but challenging husband (who at times can be considered a 4th kid), and … Continue reading

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The Story Must Go On

I’ve been silent for too long. I put down the proverbial pen and stopped blogging shortly after my first daughter was born in 2011. Sure, you were able to read a post here or there about my thoughts for the day when I had time, but the truth was, I lost interest. I had a brand new love in my life Continue reading

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Cluessme Guest Blog Post – Women Who Inspire Us #11

I’ve had the pleasure of being a guest blogger for Rivki Silver over at LifeInTheMarriedLane before, and I was thrilled when she asked me to do it again. All jokes aside, this was a serious post about a woman who … Continue reading

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Chronicles of a Clueless Caregiver

Literally, one year ago, I (half-heartedly) confessed that my radar for determining whether or not my husband was truly sick or faking it for attention was a tad defective. In fact, I even nick-named myself the clueless caregiver when my neglectful … Continue reading

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Need a New Car – Must Fit Baby’s Car Seat

Remember how excited my husband and I were when we brought home our very first stick shift car aka Jefe Blanco? Well, I thought for sure that the biggest hurdle we’d have with our Kia Soul was my inability to drive … Continue reading

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Painting Walls vs. Painting Toenails

Given my current state (7 months pregnant and counting), I’ve reached the point where I can no longer contort my body into odd positions in order to paint my toenails. So you can imagine the predicament I found myself in … Continue reading

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Baby Needs What?!

My husband and I spent the good part of Sunday afternoon “registering” for the baby yesterday. I guess you could have looked at the fact that we couldn’t even FIND the registry desk as some sort of omen that we … Continue reading

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Stinky Stork Visit

So you know how I’ve been talking about that fact that all of my friends are having babies, and as a result, I have babies on the brain all the time? Well last Friday, my husband and I got an … Continue reading

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Lions, and Tigers and Babies–Oh my!

How does that profound adage go? First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes so-and-so pushing the baby carriage? Well, this Clueless Newlywed is definitely not pushing any baby carriages yet, but I did dream that I was pregnant three … Continue reading

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What’s a Lollipop?

My husband and I found ourselves in an awkward situation earlier this week. “Nikki, what’s a lollipop?” I stared down at my friend’s young daughter a little confused. “Um, it’s candy,” I responded, exchanging glances with my husband who was … Continue reading

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