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Cluessme Guest Blog Post – Women Who Inspire Us #11
I’ve had the pleasure of being a guest blogger for Rivki Silver over at LifeInTheMarriedLane before, and I was thrilled when she asked me to do it again. All jokes aside, this was a serious post about a woman who … Continue reading
Posted in Clueless Mommy, CluelessMe Guest Appearance
Tagged birth, cluelessme, daughter, guest post, labor and delivery, Nikki Flores, respect, woman I admire
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Chronicles of a Clueless Caregiver
Literally, one year ago, I (half-heartedly) confessed that my radar for determining whether or not my husband was truly sick or faking it for attention was a tad defective. In fact, I even nick-named myself the clueless caregiver when my neglectful … Continue reading
Posted in Clueless Hubby, Clueless Mommy, Clueless Wife
Tagged allergies, cluelessme, cold, Nikki Flores, sick baby, sick parents, stomach bug
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Need a New Car – Must Fit Baby’s Car Seat
Remember how excited my husband and I were when we brought home our very first stick shift car aka Jefe Blanco? Well, I thought for sure that the biggest hurdle we’d have with our Kia Soul was my inability to drive … Continue reading
Painting Walls vs. Painting Toenails
Given my current state (7 months pregnant and counting), I’ve reached the point where I can no longer contort my body into odd positions in order to paint my toenails. So you can imagine the predicament I found myself in … Continue reading
Baby Needs What?!
My husband and I spent the good part of Sunday afternoon “registering” for the baby yesterday. I guess you could have looked at the fact that we couldn’t even FIND the registry desk as some sort of omen that we … Continue reading
Stinky Stork Visit
So you know how I’ve been talking about that fact that all of my friends are having babies, and as a result, I have babies on the brain all the time? Well last Friday, my husband and I got an … Continue reading
Posted in Clueless Mommy, Clueless Newlywed, Clueless Wife, Uncategorized
Tagged baby skunk, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, environmental issues, funny newlywed stories, he said she said, how to care for baby skunk, husband brings home pet skunk, lessons learned as a newlywed, married musings, newlywed, Nikki Flores, rugrats, stinkpot flowers, stupid husband, wanting babies, wanting to have babies
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Lions, and Tigers and Babies–Oh my!
How does that profound adage go? First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes so-and-so pushing the baby carriage? Well, this Clueless Newlywed is definitely not pushing any baby carriages yet, but I did dream that I was pregnant three … Continue reading
Posted in Clueless Mommy, Clueless Newlywed, Clueless Wife, Uncategorized
Tagged bandit, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, dogs, first puppy, funny newlywed stories, funny puppy stories, married musings, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed lessons, Nikki Flores, puppies, puppy love, puppy training, rascal, rugrats, wanting babies, wanting to have babies, welsh corgi
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What’s a Lollipop?
My husband and I found ourselves in an awkward situation earlier this week. “Nikki, what’s a lollipop?” I stared down at my friend’s young daughter a little confused. “Um, it’s candy,” I responded, exchanging glances with my husband who was … Continue reading
Posted in Clueless Mommy, Clueless Newlywed, Clueless Wife
Tagged awkward moments, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, kids asking questions, lessons learned as a newlywed, lick it like a lollipop, married musings, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed arguments, newlywed lessons, newlywed lessons learned, Nikki Flores, parenting advice, rugrats, wanting babies, wanting to have babies
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