Category Archives: Clueless Newlywed

CluelessMe’s adventures as a clueless newlywed (aka The first two years of married life.)

Clueless About The Beatles?!

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve been obsessed with The Beatles. When most girls were bopping along to Ace of Base and the New Kids on the Block, I had John, Paul, George and Ringo blasting on my … Continue reading

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Married to a Stereo Hog

After almost two years of marriage, I’ve recently come to a very serious conclusion…I’m married to a stereo hog. Similar to it’s cousins, the TV hog or the bed hog, the stereo hog is seldom seen running wild in it’s … Continue reading

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The Ex Files and Then Some

I knew that it was going to be an interesting weekend the very moment my husband turned to me and asked, “Honey, how would you like to meet my old high school sweetheart?” Although I was a bit put off … Continue reading

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Tales from the (House Hunting) Crypt

So…My husband and I have been diligently house-hunting over the past few weeks, and we’ve had a number of unpleasant experiences thus far in the process. I thought I might humor the Clueless Newlywed Blog readers with some brief descriptions … Continue reading

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Sleepless in Cleveland

Remember how excited my hubby and I were when the neighbors who lived above us finally moved out? After they left, we were convinced that whoever our landlord found to replace them couldn’t possibly be worse! And I suppose our … Continue reading

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So Not a Best Buy

Those of you who know my husband might say that he has a slight addiction to technology. I use the term, slight, very loosely because in all honesty, my husband has a severe addiction to technology. I knew about this … Continue reading

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A House Divided

If you have been following me on Twitter or are a fan of CluelessMe on Facebook, then you are well aware of the fact that my husband and I have been on the hunt for a new place. That’s right…We’ve … Continue reading

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The Tree My Husband Fell From

In a normal relationship, people are introduced to their significant other’s family at some point during the dating phase. You know the drill… Girl takes boyfriend home to meet her parents = things are getting serious Boy brings girlfriend to … Continue reading

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Forgetful? Who Me?

You know how you when you move in with someone, you discover all of these little quirks about that person that you never noticed before living with them? For example, I simply cannot stand the way my husband sneezes. It’s … Continue reading

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Mystery Solved, Nikki Flores Must be Stopped

That’s right all…The Clueless Newlywed’s husband is taking over once again! Let me start off by saying that there has been an unsolved mystery in our household. Actually there have been many unsolved mysteries, such as trying to capture the … Continue reading

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