Category Archives: Clueless Wife

CluelessMe’s adventures as a clueless wifey.

Mommy-Hood: The Untold Story

To the outside world, I probably appear to be a decent person. I’m a mom of three kids under the age of 7, I have a wonderful but challenging husband (who at times can be considered a 4th kid), and … Continue reading

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The Story Must Go On

I’ve been silent for too long. I put down the proverbial pen and stopped blogging shortly after my first daughter was born in 2011. Sure, you were able to read a post here or there about my thoughts for the day when I had time, but the truth was, I lost interest. I had a brand new love in my life Continue reading

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Chronicles of a Clueless Caregiver

Literally, one year ago, I (half-heartedly) confessed that my radar for determining whether or not my husband was truly sick or faking it for attention was a tad defective. In fact, I even nick-named myself the clueless caregiver when my neglectful … Continue reading

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Need a New Car – Must Fit Baby’s Car Seat

Remember how excited my husband and I were when we brought home our very first stick shift car aka Jefe Blanco? Well, I thought for sure that the biggest hurdle we’d have with our Kia Soul was my inability to drive … Continue reading

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Nikki Flores Moves On

I can’t believe two whole years has gone by since my good old blogging days as a Clueless Newlywed! I have to admit…I’m embarrassed that I’ve let this much time go by without a peep. And for that, I am … Continue reading

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The Clueless Caregiver

You know the age-old wedding vow, “In sickness and in health”? Well, when I stood under the chuppah and got married three short years ago, I never really gave much thought to that vow. Unfortunately for my husband’s sake, I … Continue reading

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Painting Walls vs. Painting Toenails

Given my current state (7 months pregnant and counting), I’ve reached the point where I can no longer contort my body into odd positions in order to paint my toenails. So you can imagine the predicament I found myself in … Continue reading

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Baby Needs What?!

My husband and I spent the good part of Sunday afternoon “registering” for the baby yesterday. I guess you could have looked at the fact that we couldn’t even FIND the registry desk as some sort of omen that we … Continue reading

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Panty Raid

A funny thing happened last week…I came home to find my husband knee deep in a pile of my unmentionables with a confused look on his face. “Um…What are you doing?” I asked. “Do you know how many bras, underwears … Continue reading

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The Leaning Sukkah Of Flores

Today on CluelessMe.com I am going to walk you through what happens when the Flores Family attempts to make this for the first time: Why did my husband and I decide to take it upon ourselves to build a wooden … Continue reading

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