BIG NEWS PEOPLE!
Words cannot express the supreme level of bliss my husband and I have been experiencing for the past week!
*Sighs loudly and even more annoyingly than ever before*
Why am I so happy?!?!
THE NEIGHBORS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING! (Literally!)
No more groups of little kids stomping and screaming above us when they should be in bed, and instead their parents let them play an indoor game of tag!
No longer will my husband and I find trash all over our property and maggots in our trash cans because our neighbors couldn’t bag their trash properly!
No more calling the cops when a fight gets out of hand upstairs! My husband and I can finally feel safe in our own home.
When the snow hits next winter, and it’s time to shovel…My husband and I will either be shoveling for ourselves or have new neighbors who will actually help shovel the shared driveway!
No more random people knocking on our door at all hours of the night looking for the “gangsta-wanna-be” upstairs!
No more smelling pot and cigarette smoke on our lower level apartment because the neighbors upstairs smoked all the time in the apartment above us!
My husband and I can FINALLY start inviting people back over for dinner and get-togethers again! (I’m not joking when I say no one wanted to come over because the neighbors above us were so loud.)
OK, OK…I could keep typing out everything that there will be “no more of” until my hands cramp up. The point is…Those nasty, poopy neighbors are finally gone, and my husband and I couldn’t be happier!
(Interestingly enough, my husband and I weren’t the only ones who had a problem with the people who lived above us. The neighbors next door to us told us they were extremely happy to see that horrible family move away too! The very next day, the neighbors on the other side of us said the same thing!)
It’s funny…Since the neighbors moved away, the same little tune keeps getting stuck in my head…Nah, nah, nah, nah…Hey, hey, hey…GOODBYE!
PS: Do you think it’s wrong of my husband and me to have a “Going Away” party without inviting the people who went away?
Yeah…Me neither! :-p