Tag Archives: married musings

Nikki Flores Moves On

I can’t believe two whole years has gone by since my good old blogging days as a Clueless Newlywed! I have to admit…I’m embarrassed that I’ve let this much time go by without a peep. And for that, I am … Continue reading

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The Clueless Caregiver

You know the age-old wedding vow, “In sickness and in health”? Well, when I stood under the chuppah and got married three short years ago, I never really gave much thought to that vow. Unfortunately for my husband’s sake, I … Continue reading

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Painting Walls vs. Painting Toenails

Given my current state (7 months pregnant and counting), I’ve reached the point where I can no longer contort my body into odd positions in order to paint my toenails. So you can imagine the predicament I found myself in … Continue reading

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Baby Needs What?!

My husband and I spent the good part of Sunday afternoon “registering” for the baby yesterday. I guess you could have looked at the fact that we couldn’t even FIND the registry desk as some sort of omen that we … Continue reading

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Panty Raid

A funny thing happened last week…I came home to find my husband knee deep in a pile of my unmentionables with a confused look on his face. “Um…What are you doing?” I asked. “Do you know how many bras, underwears … Continue reading

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The Leaning Sukkah Of Flores

Today on CluelessMe.com I am going to walk you through what happens when the Flores Family attempts to make this for the first time: Why did my husband and I decide to take it upon ourselves to build a wooden … Continue reading

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What NOT to Do When Throwing a Surprise Party

As many of you may know, I decided to take it upon myself to throw my husband a surprise party for his 30th birthday two weeks ago. How did it go? Well, let’s just say that after the whole fiesta … Continue reading

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From Grill Walk to Freeway Grilling

It’s been almost three years since we got hitched, and thus, the Clueless Newlywed part of my life is long since gone.  That being said, last week’s mayhem made me realize that I may not be a newlywed any longer … Continue reading

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CluelessMe’s Grill Walk

“Honey, do you want to go for a walk over to our new house?” I knew something was up from the very moment my husband posed this question to me the other day, but I went along with it because … Continue reading

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Bugged Out

Are you afraid of bugs? Being that I’m a girl, I can answer this question honestly without having to feel embarrassed. YES. If you ask my husband this question though, he’d probably answer ‘NO!’ and puff out his chest a … Continue reading

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