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CluelessMe’s Grill Walk
“Honey, do you want to go for a walk over to our new house?” I knew something was up from the very moment my husband posed this question to me the other day, but I went along with it because … Continue reading →
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Tagged annoying neighbors, bad neighbors, bandit, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, dogs, first puppy, funny newlywed stories, funny puppy stories, he said she said, lessons learned as a newlywed, married musings, moving, moving into new house, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed arguments, newlywed lessons, Nikki Flores, nosey neighbors, problems with neighbors, puppies, puppy love, rascal, sleeping patterns, stupid husband, transporting a grill, walking the dogs
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Bugged Out
Are you afraid of bugs? Being that I’m a girl, I can answer this question honestly without having to feel embarrassed. YES. If you ask my husband this question though, he’d probably answer ‘NO!’ and puff out his chest a … Continue reading →
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Tagged annoying neighbors, bad neighbors, bug stories, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, funny newlywed stories, he said she said, house centipede, household chores, husband afraid of bugs, lessons learned as a newlywed, married musings, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed arguments, newlywed lessons learned, newlywed stories, Nikki Flores, nosey neighbors, pillow talk, problems with neighbors, scared of bugs, sleeping patterns, stupid husband
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CluelessMe’s Husband-Less Weekend
A funny thing happened this past weekend. My husband had to take a trip to Michigan to meet up with some old friends and music contacts, and I elected not to go. Well, let me back up a moment… When … Continue reading →
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Tagged Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, funny newlywed stories, good thoughts, lessons learned as a newlywed, marriage advice, married musings, missing husband, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed lessons, newlywed lessons learned, Nikki Flores, relationship advice, stupid husband, vacation, weekend without husband
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Baby Steps
Seeing how my husband and I will be moving into our brand new house pretty soon, we’ve been asking around to see if anyone we know might have something that they can contribute. Seeing as how we’re moving from a … Continue reading →
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Tagged babies, baby thoughts, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, funny newlywed stories, he said she said, lessons learned, married musings, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed lessons learned, Nikki Flores, ready to be a parent, rugrats, stupid husband, wanting babies, wanting to have babies
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CluelessMe – Unleashed
My husband and I currently reside in the lower level of a duplex with our Welsh Corgi dogs, Rascal and Bandit. Sadly, we don’t have a fenced in yard, which means my husband and I end up arguing..er “taking turns”…bringing … Continue reading →
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Tagged bandit, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, dogs, first puppy, funny newlywed stories, funny puppy stories, he said she said, household chores, lessons learned as a newlywed, married musings, missing leash, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed arguments, newlywed lessons, newlywed lessons learned, Nikki Flores, puppies, puppy love, puppy training, rascal, stupid husband, unleashed, welsh corgi
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Tofu for Two
One of the best things about being a newlywed is figuring out what I’m going to feed myself and my husband every night for dinner. Alas, I feel like married life has forced me to grow up a (little) more, … Continue reading →
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Tagged Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, cooking for two, cooking newlyweds, dinner suggestions, disguising fruits, disguising vegetables, funny newlywed stories, household chores, lessons learned as a newlywed, married musings, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed lessons learned, Nikki Flores, relationship advice, stupid husband
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Clueless About The Beatles?!
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve been obsessed with The Beatles. When most girls were bopping along to Ace of Base and the New Kids on the Block, I had John, Paul, George and Ringo blasting on my … Continue reading →
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Tagged Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, funny married stories, funny newlywed stories, he said she said, lessons learned as a newlywed, married musings, musical tastes, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed arguments, newlywed lessons, Nikki Flores, rockband, stupid husband, the beatles, white album
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Married to a Stereo Hog
After almost two years of marriage, I’ve recently come to a very serious conclusion…I’m married to a stereo hog. Similar to it’s cousins, the TV hog or the bed hog, the stereo hog is seldom seen running wild in it’s … Continue reading →
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Tagged a day in the life, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, funny newlywed stories, husband pig, husband quirks, lessons learned as a newlywed, married musings, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed lessons, newlywed lessons learned, Nikki Flores, relationship advice, stereo hog, stupid husband
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The Ex Files and Then Some
I knew that it was going to be an interesting weekend the very moment my husband turned to me and asked, “Honey, how would you like to meet my old high school sweetheart?” Although I was a bit put off … Continue reading →
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Tagged Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, ex-girlfriend, funny newlywed stories, he said she said, lessons learned as a newlywed, losing a cat, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed arguments, newlywed lessons, newlywed lessons learned, Nikki Flores, relationship advice, shabbat, stupid husband, the ex, vacation
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Sacking Up – CluelessMe’s Husband Strikes Back
So apparently my wife’shonor has come under attack… Let’s make one thing clear, no one attacks mywife and belittles her except for me, which is why I must call out a little prick we had trolling around the Clueless Newlywed … Continue reading →