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Baby Steps

Seeing how my husband and I will be moving into our brand new house pretty soon, we’ve been asking around to see if anyone we know might have something that they can contribute. Seeing as how we’re moving from a … Continue reading

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Stinky Stork Visit

So you know how I’ve been talking about that fact that all of my friends are having babies, and as a result, I have babies on the brain all the time? Well last Friday, my husband and I got an … Continue reading

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Lions, and Tigers and Babies–Oh my!

How does that profound adage go? First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes so-and-so pushing the baby carriage? Well, this Clueless Newlywed is definitely not pushing any baby carriages yet, but I did dream that I was pregnant three … Continue reading

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Hasta La Vista Neighbors!

BIG NEWS PEOPLE! Words cannot express the supreme level of bliss my husband and I have been experiencing for the past week! *Sighs loudly and even more annoyingly than ever before* Why am I so happy?!?! THE NEIGHBORS HAVE LEFT … Continue reading

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What’s a Lollipop?

My husband and I found ourselves in an awkward situation earlier this week. “Nikki, what’s a lollipop?” I stared down at my friend’s young daughter a little confused. “Um, it’s candy,” I responded, exchanging glances with my husband who was … Continue reading

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Newlywed Chef Wars

One thing I’ve learned after my first year of marriage is that I don’t really like to cook. I L-O-V-E to bake…Cookies, challah (bread), cupcakes, muffins…You name it. (I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m a pretty darn … Continue reading

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Wait Until You Have KIDS

I hate to sound old fashioned, but if I had a quarter for every time someone said “Just wait until you have kids” to my husband and me, I swear I’d be a multi-billionaire! It’s funny…Cos these are the same … Continue reading

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Tis the Season – To Give to the Puppies?

Ah  yes, ’tis the season for getting gifts and giving gifts. In the Flores household, we happen to give a combination of Christmas and Chanukah gifts to family members (some are Jewish and some are Catholic…ALL accept and give gifts … Continue reading

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Newlywed Mistakes

My mom forwarded me an article that she read on MSN entitled: 7 Mistakes Even the Smartest Newlyweds Make over the weekend.  Curious by the title, I had to click on it and see how my husband and I measured … Continue reading

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Clueless Newlywed Having Baby Thoughts

Something strange has happened over the past few weeks.  I’ve been feeling a little funny, and definitely not quite myself. I hear little kids giggle, and I find myself smiling.  I see little baby clothes in the store, and I … Continue reading

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