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CluelessMe’s Grill Walk

“Honey, do you want to go for a walk over to our new house?” I knew something was up from the very moment my husband posed this question to me the other day, but I went along with it because … Continue reading

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Bugged Out

Are you afraid of bugs? Being that I’m a girl, I can answer this question honestly without having to feel embarrassed. YES. If you ask my husband this question though, he’d probably answer ‘NO!’ and puff out his chest a … Continue reading

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CluelessMe – At a Loss

So my husband sent me a tweet at @nikkiflores yesterday, directing me towards an article that he said he could relate to: 15 Things Men Lose to Relationships. Upon reading said article, I couldn’t resist putting my two cents in… … Continue reading

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Sacking Up – CluelessMe’s Husband Strikes Back

So apparently my wife’shonor has come under attack… Let’s make one thing clear, no one attacks mywife and belittles her except for me, which is why I must call out a little prick we had trolling around the Clueless Newlywed … Continue reading

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Tales from the (House Hunting) Crypt

So…My husband and I have been diligently house-hunting over the past few weeks, and we’ve had a number of unpleasant experiences thus far in the process. I thought I might humor the Clueless Newlywed Blog readers with some brief descriptions … Continue reading

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Sleepless in Cleveland

Remember how excited my hubby and I were when the neighbors who lived above us finally moved out? After they left, we were convinced that whoever our landlord found to replace them couldn’t possibly be worse! And I suppose our … Continue reading

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Flip-Flopper From Hell

I am the butt of a lot of jokes on the Clueless Newlywed portion of the CluelessMe blog, and I accept that. But lest you think I am the only half of this couple with quirks, I felt it necessary … Continue reading

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Newlywed Night Fight

I greeted my husband this morning as he was coming in from letting the dogs out, and I was walking up the stairs from my workout. “Good morning, honey!  How did you sleep last night?”  I asked, as we generally … Continue reading

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Zen in the Bedroom

When it comes to interior decorating, my husband and I have completely different ideas for what we envision a room to look like. I like a room that looks homey and lived in, with pictures one the walls, cute trinkets … Continue reading

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Care for a Swim?

I’m usually the first one up in the morning.  I like to get a workout in or take my time getting ready, so by the time my husband stumbles into the bathroom to brush his teeth, I’m usually putting the … Continue reading

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