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Nikki Flores Moves On
I can’t believe two whole years has gone by since my good old blogging days as a Clueless Newlywed! I have to admit…I’m embarrassed that I’ve let this much time go by without a peep. And for that, I am … Continue reading
The Clueless Caregiver
You know the age-old wedding vow, “In sickness and in health”? Well, when I stood under the chuppah and got married three short years ago, I never really gave much thought to that vow. Unfortunately for my husband’s sake, I … Continue reading
Painting Walls vs. Painting Toenails
Given my current state (7 months pregnant and counting), I’ve reached the point where I can no longer contort my body into odd positions in order to paint my toenails. So you can imagine the predicament I found myself in … Continue reading
Baby Needs What?!
My husband and I spent the good part of Sunday afternoon “registering” for the baby yesterday. I guess you could have looked at the fact that we couldn’t even FIND the registry desk as some sort of omen that we … Continue reading
Panty Raid
A funny thing happened last week…I came home to find my husband knee deep in a pile of my unmentionables with a confused look on his face. “Um…What are you doing?” I asked. “Do you know how many bras, underwears … Continue reading
The Leaning Sukkah Of Flores
Today on CluelessMe.com I am going to walk you through what happens when the Flores Family attempts to make this for the first time: Why did my husband and I decide to take it upon ourselves to build a wooden … Continue reading
Posted in Clueless Consumer, Clueless Wife, Uncategorized
Tagged annoying neighbors, bad neighbors, Clueless Me, DIY, first sukkah, household chores, How to build a sukkah, Jewish, Jewish traditions, Jews, married advice, married life, married musings, Nikki Flores, nosey neighbors, power tools, relationship advice, stupid husband, Sukkah, Sukkot
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What NOT to Do When Throwing a Surprise Party
As many of you may know, I decided to take it upon myself to throw my husband a surprise party for his 30th birthday two weeks ago. How did it go? Well, let’s just say that after the whole fiesta … Continue reading
Posted in Clueless Wife
Tagged Clueless Me, fiesta, marriage advice, married life, married musings, Nikki Flores, party fiasco, stupid husband, surprise party, turning 30
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From Grill Walk to Freeway Grilling
It’s been almost three years since we got hitched, and thus, the Clueless Newlywed part of my life is long since gone. That being said, last week’s mayhem made me realize that I may not be a newlywed any longer … Continue reading
CluelessMe’s Grill Walk
“Honey, do you want to go for a walk over to our new house?” I knew something was up from the very moment my husband posed this question to me the other day, but I went along with it because … Continue reading
Posted in Clueless Consumer, Clueless Newlywed, Clueless Wife, Uncategorized
Tagged annoying neighbors, bad neighbors, bandit, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, dogs, first puppy, funny newlywed stories, funny puppy stories, he said she said, lessons learned as a newlywed, married musings, moving, moving into new house, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed arguments, newlywed lessons, Nikki Flores, nosey neighbors, problems with neighbors, puppies, puppy love, rascal, sleeping patterns, stupid husband, transporting a grill, walking the dogs
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Bugged Out
Are you afraid of bugs? Being that I’m a girl, I can answer this question honestly without having to feel embarrassed. YES. If you ask my husband this question though, he’d probably answer ‘NO!’ and puff out his chest a … Continue reading
Posted in Clueless Newlywed, Clueless Wife, Uncategorized
Tagged annoying neighbors, bad neighbors, bug stories, Clueless Me, Clueless Newlywed, clueless newlywed blog, funny newlywed stories, he said she said, house centipede, household chores, husband afraid of bugs, lessons learned as a newlywed, married musings, newlywed, newlywed advice, newlywed arguments, newlywed lessons learned, newlywed stories, Nikki Flores, nosey neighbors, pillow talk, problems with neighbors, scared of bugs, sleeping patterns, stupid husband
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